renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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humansofnewyork:

“I just won MVP on my soccer team!”

humansofnewyork:

“I just won MVP on my soccer team!”

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maudelynn:

Elwood and Jake ~ The Blues Brothers 

maudelynn:

Elwood and Jake ~ The Blues Brothers 

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

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yahmahah:

garretblogs:

Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life…

(Source: vangoghsdaughter)

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